IMPERIAL ROMAN VAMPIRE BODYGUARD, JANUS, tells us stuff..... 8/10/13

I like yellow. All vampires like yellow. Reminds us of the sun we never see. Oh, I know some peek out during the last moments of twilight. See the sky all orange and red and blue. But the sun's not  there, so that don't count. Everything looks cold and gray and dark. Of course we have candles and oil lamps and bon fires, some fueled by human flesh, but nothing like your time. Voices tell me things. I hear them. Most times the words are unfamiliar. you should know that right now I speak Latin. Apparently some wizardry in your time transforms them into that German-Latin-Gallic bastard tongue you speak..... But I like yellow.... And now it's all around me. Can't see it, but I know it's there. Snuck into a chicken hatchery out beyond the walls. Filthy place. Stinks too. But they have the cutest, little chickies. I feel them swarm all over me in the dark. They comfort me...so soft... so new... so trusting. 

Baby Nesso was like that.... And in many ways he still is. Only now you'd have to dribble a little fiendishness into the mix. and I can't leave him there that way.  It will be difficult, but i'll steal him. I take him and I'll put him somewhere. I'll sit him in a nest....a nice place... a soft place... maybe like this... maybe with chickies and he'll play with them. He'll gently pat them and talk to them. But who am I kidding? He'll do that for maybe three hundred heartbeats and then he'll crush them and eat them... not the flesh...never the flesh... just the blood. ... Only no more babies. I can't let him do that to the babies.... Perhaps a bit of my mortal, Celt-Iberian self still survives?

The clan doesn't want him back, you know. They like the legend and the excuse it gives them to kill 'enemies.' none of them knew him. three generations he's been gone...maybe more. All that time... Imagine, sitting in a dark, forgotten crypt amid the cold, drained bodies of babies. they're like toys to him. He gurgles and smiles and coos. and I've never seen anything quite as frightful in my life.

Aw, look. they're dead now. some of them are dead now. I've rolled over on them. Poor little peep-peeps... poor little chickies. Their mamas are all upset. Hens can make such a racket, you know, especially when they mourn. Don't want the chicken-man to come in, 'cause then I'll have to 'roll over' on him too. Vampires 'roll over' on a lot of people. 

I've had a premonition, or maybe someone from your time whispered something. Rome will fall. no more emperors. No more columns. No more marble. No more whores... Well, not Imperial Roman whores. And vampires will bring it down. Not intentionally. These things never happen according to plan... 

Oh, crap! The chicken-man's coming. Now I gotta get up and kill the shit outta him real good.. Makes him the third one tonight. Bad luck. hope there ain't no 'chicken-man's wife haulin' up the rear, or I gotta do something about her too. 

Yeechh, these chicks are getting sticky....
(more next time)
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TODDLERS IN SPACE

Either we're particularly fortunate, or this solar system was created as a biological laboratory. So many of the details seem tailored for life. First of all, we have a series of huge, gas giants orbiting in the farther reaches of our star system, acting as immense vacuum cleaners sucking in errant rocks and debris...Remember Comet Shoemaker-Levy? If not for Jupiter, it probably would have ventured deeper into our vicinity and fallen into Earth's gravity well. Such an outcome would have destroyed our biosphere, if not the entire planet and even the cockroaches would be pushing up daisies. But only symbolically, for flowers too would have all gone bye-bye.

Second, we have a large moon. The pull of that body keeps our axis on a more or less even keel. Many astronomers feel without the moon, our angle of inclination would probably be greater causing inimaginable seasonal differences. Summers would be like Equtorial Africa. Winters as cold as Greenland. Evolution as we know it, would not have happened, since most hominid development took place on grasslands and such environments require equitable conditions. Indeed, the appearance of most higher life forms would have been precluded. So unless you wanted to be a worm or perhaps a cephalopod, give thanks to Luna.

Third, out planet has a magnetic, iron core. That means we're protected by an expensive, magnetic field. This shields us from various forms of cosmic radiation. Worlds lacking magnetic fields tend to exhibit sterile surfaces, witness Mars, or the moon.  Tiny creppy-crawlies may burrow underground, but nobody tunnels up to catch a few rays------ a veritable death sentence.

Fourth, we're blessed with an adequate supply of fresh water (at least for the time being). Without such a universal solvent, the complex chemical reactions necessary for life may never have taken place. Most of the ingredients would have been there, but you know how recipes are. That 'just add water' part would have possed quite a problem.

And it's believed we got all that water courtesy of all the comets (glaciers hurtling through space) nice enough to smash into us during our infancy.

Let's not forget our 'calm' parent star. Without such a level-headed progenitor, all of this would be moot. And the way things stand now, we have at least another billion years before the Biggest Salesman for Ban de Soliel goes crazy and sautes all our butts........Hopefully, technology will be such that we'll have a really nice 'step' star by then, maybe thousands of them.

So could all of this have happened by chance, or are we just a bunch of Madagasscar Hissing Cock-Roaches wallowing around in the muck at the bottom of some terrarium?  Granted, a nice terrarium. I mean they even supplied us with relatively easy to reach 'first step' worlds, like Mars and maybe even Europa too. It's like they want us to learn how to 'walk' and take our first steps toward the stars..

Are some of the other lights in the sky terrariums to? Would nurseries be a better word? Gee, who do you suppose will climb out of their crib first?

Space isn't the final frontier. It's just the bigger world beyond the car-seat. Now if we could only figure out a way to release this freakin'  buckle........

IF IT TAKES US OVER A HUNDRED YEARS TO FIND INTELLIGENT ALIENS, WILL WE (OR SOME PART OF US) BE CONSCIOUS OF IT?

Here's a little of the latest speculation on 'life after death.' Einstein said that energy cam neither be created or destroyed. Many professionals in the field consider the life force to be a type of energy. They use this 'thought exercise' to illustrate the point. Imagine what happens after a person suffers an amputation. Most claim to still 'feel' the missing limb. They complain of 'itchy' feet, or 'aching' muscles. In short, living sensations eminating from dead tissue. Could it be that after the total physical collapse of our bodies, our mind (or soul) can still experience the sensation of life? Does the mind rest in the brain, or does it merely ride in the brain? That  is the question.

If it rests in the brain,it's like a computer and  if the computer gets smashed, it's lights out. But if the mind only rides in the computer (or flows through the computer), the destruction of the mechanism means nothing. Even if you throw your lap-top under a bus, your tweets will still  go on. If ten thousand Spanish flamenco dancers repeatedly pound their heels on your iPad, those pics from senior year keep right on smiling

So we have to find out if we're essentially hard drives or softwear

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Who knows? Maybe the Geek Squad can find out...........No matter what you think.....someday they're going to know.

SECRET EVIDENCE OF ALIEN INVOLVEMENT WITH EARTH'S HISTORY AND DEVELOPEMENT

I don't know how you can access this. It doesn't seem to have a link. whenever I attempt to click on what I think is the existing link, I get a new page with 'no posts' or graphics of anny kind. Don't ask me, but I think the gentleman at the Anti-Enchantment-Bureau are throwing monkeys in my wrenches. People do not want this information to get out, but I will tell you anyway.

FOR INSTANCE~~~~~

An unknown type of space craft was shot down over London's voilent skies during the Battle of Britian. Sources say the wreckage, salvaged from a field north of Islington, was carted away to a base in the Midlands for careful study. The 'official' explanation says it was a failed Nazi German prototype....but those close to the investigation (now in their late eighties) examined the remnants of an engine remarkably like an ion drive...a power source currently under developement by NASA and the EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCY.

Archeologists affiliated with The University of Santiago, in Chile, reported  the discovery of a strange, 'humanoid' skeleton under one of the huge, famed, heads of Easter Island. . The calcified remains contained a concentrated metalic residue . Unlike 'Earth' humans, the neck had nine vertebrae instead of seven and the cranium was extremelly domed, as well as being larger than usually observed in modern populations. Estimates place the burial at approximately 1350 C.E.

Rabbits and hares belong to an altered line of mammalian evolution. DNA evidence places them near an archaic, extinct line of small, lemur-like creatures native to Africa (circa forty million B.C.E.). In the past, scientists grouped them with rodents, or a rodent-like subgroup called cavies. Modern genetics clearly refutes this. They show signs of molecular manipulation and what we would now call 'gene therapy.' Who, or what, created these animals so far back in Earth's past? What other species show signs of tampering? Humanity wants to know........Humanity NEEDS to know.

WE HAVE MET THE ALIENS AND THEY ARE US...human adaptability on other worlds

Just as Superman gained powers when he arrived on Earth, humans will gain (or lose) powers when they travel to other planets as well. It all has to do with the gravity of the world in question. If the place has less gravity than Earth, we will be stronger. If it has more gravity, we will lose strength.

Let us consider the conditions on our Moon  first. Lunar gravity is about 1/5 what we have here. That means your Earthside capabilities will be multiplied by five. If you can lift 100 pounds on good old terra firma, you'll be able to hoist 500 pounds on Luna. Olympic broad jumpers who often best 30 feet here on Earth, will be able to 'fly' distances of 150 feet on the moon.

Connditions on Mars will also increase our powers. The Red Planet's gravity is about 1/3 what it is on Earth. Bench press 150 pounds here? Life 450 pounds there. Leap 25 feet here? Bound 75 feet there.

Of course long term exposure to extraterrestrial conditions will promote accommodation. Muscles used to our stronger gravity will eventually weaken. Our new super powers will not last indefinitely. BUT human children born on Mars, or the Moon will be taller than their Earthly counterparts, because the low gravity will allow our skeletons to expand and lengthen.  After only a few generations, new 'species' of humanity will develope.

Martian humans will find Earth's envirinment to be crushing and suffocating, Lunar humans even more so. Even today, astronauts who spend long periods in space exhibit pronounced muscular weakness when they return to Earth. This is one of the obstacles we'll have to overcome when we explore the forth planet. Exercise methods and training systems must be created which will preserve muscular tissue and retard skeletal de-calcification (losing minerals in our bones).

Have we ever faces hurdles like this before? Yes, and we see the proof of it in our very bodies. People living at high altitudes have bigger lungs to take in more oxygen. Groups native long native to colder regions tend to have paler skin promoting vitamin D absorbtion. Adapt or die. We've been there before and as we move off this lily pad  humans will continue to evolve and change.

We have met the aliens (some anyway) and they are us.

WHY THE MEDIA COVERS UP RECENT SPATE OF GODZILLA ATTACKS

SORRY I CANNOT POST ANY NEW MATERIAL ON ALIEN THEORIES OR CRYPTO-ZOOLOGY OR THE LATEST PUSH-UP BRAS OR FLAVORS OF INSTANT OAT MEAL, BUT THE VAMPIRES AND OTHER MAGICAL PIXILATED DUDES ON MY OTHER SITE WERE GETTING A LITTLE BIT CRAZY TONIGHT.

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TRINKETS FROM AN UNKNOWN ADMIRER

Sorry I can't spend much time with you this night...the vampires at http://bit.ly/gw7fAE are driving me crazy. But here is something to consider......moonrocks.....not tektites....moonrocks....were discovered in an old battered jewelry box in Deerborn, Michigan over sixty years ago. At first experts mistook them for fool's gold, but upon further investigation (many years later) their true molecular makeup was discovered. Nasa personnel deny this, but a certain family, now residing on the Upper Penninsula knows better.

Someone's knockin' at the door.....Someone's ringin' the bell

WE ARE NOT ALONE. SUCH A THING IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

THERE ARE MULTIPLE UNIVERSES...AN OMNIVERSE, IF YOU WILL. ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE MUST EXIST SOMEWHERE.....

SWEET DREAMS.

Fun fact-----Google the Mutter Medical Museum in Philadelphia Pennsylvania....I don't want to ruin it for you.